Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory,
when Gary glanced over and noticed that Martin's penis was twisted
like a corkscrew.
"Wow!" Gary said, "I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what?" Martin responded.
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Gary said.
"Well, what's yours like?" Martin asked.
"Straight, like normal," said Gary.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Martin admitted.
Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a
shake-down prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" Martin asked.
"Shaking off the excess drops," Gary replied, "Like normal."
"Shit!" Martin exclaimed, "And all these years I've been wringing it."
when Gary glanced over and noticed that Martin's penis was twisted
like a corkscrew.
"Wow!" Gary said, "I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what?" Martin responded.
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Gary said.
"Well, what's yours like?" Martin asked.
"Straight, like normal," said Gary.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Martin admitted.
Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a
shake-down prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" Martin asked.
"Shaking off the excess drops," Gary replied, "Like normal."
"Shit!" Martin exclaimed, "And all these years I've been wringing it."