The guy travels alot...yeah.....and he .....needs the big crome wheel to use as a........mirror...yeah thats it....to a......shave when he can't find a motel.....and, and the flared wheel wells are actually snap on luggage compartments...yeah, yeah thats it.....and the writing on the windshield is the days news headlines so he can read as he rushes to his next meeting....I think I have it all figured out.......the head lines read, "WOW LOOK AT ME, I AM A F#@KIN IDIOT, I DON'T EVEN NEED AN ALARM BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD EVEN STEAL THIS POS!!!!"